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2004-10-06 [Morrigon]: *giggles*

2004-10-06 [circus snatch]: *fails miserably in the attempt to appear innocent*

2004-10-06 [Morrigon]: *looks like a schoolgirl* I wanna butcher somethin'....

2004-10-06 [Morrigon]: :P

2004-10-06 [circus snatch]: very cute O.O

2004-10-06 [Morrigon]: I practice my innocense....then I kill people and rape them with brooms ^.^

2004-10-06 [circus snatch]: I dont dabble with pretense. I intimidate and destroy.

2004-10-06 [Morrigon]: tee hee

2004-10-06 [circus snatch]: ^.^

2004-10-06 [sophomoric]: *Falls over laughing* ^^ I'm in love with a wiki that makes fun of my favourite genre of muisc ^^

2004-10-06 [The Matter of Splatter]: hey you dumb poser fucks, Im looking to form an online bm band, in the vein of aborym/burzum..anybody wanna join?

2004-10-06 [The Matter of Splatter]: anyway, if there are any actual females that like bm out there, or an nsbm guys who wanna talk, message me at my house

2004-10-06 [Morrigon]: WOW...

2004-10-07 [deletes]: Hey you fake shit stabbing cunt, if you call people fucks and then expect them to cyber with you, you've got something wrong with your head!

2004-10-07 [dendrite.]: INA WAS MY FIRST DEVIATION!

2004-10-07 [deletes]: Hmm not particuarly inspiring I'd say but quite well executed.

2004-10-08 [Marantha]: CHEW CUM!

2004-10-08 [Morrigon]: blah i read that right when i was eating something.....

2004-10-08 [Morrigon]: hey man ( [The Matter of Splatter] ) dont go asking me for nude pics of myself and telling me that you're going to "draw" me, then go to the wiki i'm apart of and ramble shit and crappy insults expecting me to agree or stand up for you....cuz dats just pathatically sad

2004-10-08 [deletes]: I second that motion. All in favour of fire bombing Hjorvards house, say ARGH.

2004-10-08 [Morrigon]: hhahahaha

2004-10-09 [Marantha]: :D

2004-10-09 [carrot_queen]: NEIGH! he is true blaxck metal *giggles*

2004-10-11 [Monk of Boom]: COUNT NOSFERATU KOMMANDO RULEZ!!! =P

2004-10-11 [Elvenlord]: If Bush is Satan, then Satan must be veeeery stupid!

2004-10-11 [Morrigon]: hahaha almost...ALMOST makes sense

2004-10-11 [sophomoric]: I liken him moreso to the anti-christ.

2004-10-11 [Morrigon]: heeheheh mebe....i dun think he's good enough to be called so....

2004-10-11 [sophomoric]: Well... I mean, since the election came down to florida last election, I think God's taking care to remind them of what the fuck they did via many hurricanes.

2004-10-11 [Morrigon]: hahahha true very very true

2004-10-11 [screwyouall]: Bush aint Satan, Bush is God. It just shows what a dork God is...

2004-10-11 [sophomoric]: I don't know... Calling him God.. is like calling me... The great creator of all that exists and all that does not, supreme infallable being of most savage torments, bringer of eternal sobriety, and essence of indignity... It's just... too much of a compliment. By calling him the anti-christ he becomes a loveable fool; like hitler.

2004-10-12 [Morrigon]: or u could just smack him in the ass and call him a donkey

2004-10-12 [sophomoric]: Elephant's better... being a republican and all... might just want to keep their party symbols respective.

2004-10-13 [Morrigon]: Symbols suck ass. Whoever thought about giving stupid people animals to make them recognisable should be dragged into the street and shot

2004-10-13 [sophomoric]: Alright... but make it quick alright?

2004-10-13 [Morrigon]: yep yep

2004-10-13 [Monk of Boom]: damn... i have so much new metal that i dont have time to listen them all... hmm... =/

2004-10-14 [Morrigon]: just blast them all at once somehow.....and then you'll die....but it will be a glorious death

2004-10-14 [carrot_queen]: <img:http://www.hyde40.freeserve.co.uk/BLACK%20METAL%20UBER%20ALLES_files/1.jpg>

2004-10-14 [deletes]: Oooh! Is it a caption competition?

2004-10-14 [deletes]: "My friend went to Hell to get a greater Scythe of Chopping, and all I got was this poncy knife!"

2004-10-14 [sophomoric]: "My friend told me that true black metalists aren't afraid of sunlight, but we brought a scythe just in case."

2004-10-14 [sophomoric]: "I swear, I'm not overcompensating for anything! It was the only size of scythe they had!"

2004-10-14 [sophomoric]: "We're hunting down poseur black metalists; we're so evil!"

2004-10-14 [Morrigon]: We're so evil Carrots fear us....

2004-10-14 [Morrigon]: :P

2004-10-14 [deletes]: "Whoops, guess you caught us coming back from playing our favourite game, "Death metal Head Dominoes!"

2004-10-14 [Morrigon]: Even if we do live in such a nice neighborhood and our mothers buy us whatever we want...We're still Evil metalheads!!!

2004-10-14 [Morrigon]: See how nice and shampooed we are....My mother ironed these shirts for us and polished our spikes...

2004-10-14 [deletes]: We got kicked out of The Norweigan Forest Cleaning Command for being TOO black metal! Howzat!

2004-10-14 [sophomoric]: We're so evil that we roam the upper-middle class portions of the suburbs... Fear us!

2004-10-15 [carrot_queen]: we are trying to do an impersonation of robbie williams, so let me entertain you, whores *stabs*

2004-10-15 [Karottenkönigin]: i am so much more black metal than my friend because i can wear army trousers and still look like im gonna kill your mom!

2004-10-15 [deletes]: SO black metal, I dont even have to hold this scythe by the handles in the correct position! That is how you pronounce scythe, isnt it, Rupert?

2004-10-15 [screwyouall]: "We're so totally black metal that we haven't even noticed *erhm, I mean we don't care* that we wear longsleeves sporting the names of Mayhem and Deicide, while we both pretend to be Abbath from Immortal..."

2004-10-15 [deletes]: "In a bizarre twist, our extreme spikyness is actually a secret homage to our lord and saviour, Sonic the Hedgehog, who nurtured us through many years of parental beatings and hamster fetishes!"

2004-10-16 [Morrigon]: AHAHAH

2004-10-16 [deletes]: Backwards laughter?

2004-10-16 [carrot_queen]: wow.....this is reaching a whole new level of hardcore 0.o

2004-10-16 [sophomoric]: "On a journey that our parents took us into home depot, we accidentally fell onto a bunch of nails and paint... It's pure coincidence where the nails and paint ended up, but we took it as a sign that our black metal ways were meant to be."

2004-10-16 [ISK]: isn't that the way it always starts...

2004-10-16 [sophomoric]: Was for me... *sighs*

2004-10-16 [screwyouall]: Anyway, who are those kids?

2004-10-16 [sophomoric]: Fuck if I know...

2004-10-16 [Morrigon]: I want to run them over with a car...badly

2004-10-17 [Yiwerra]:

HEY YOU WHORES!!!!!!! METAL COMMANDER OF DARKNESS RETURNED FROM HIS EVIL WORSHIPPING PATH TO THE GRIMM AND FROSTBITTEN NORTH OF SATANIC EUROPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  RETURNED FROM FINLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!

   (.....been in sweden, finland, estonia, latvia, lithuania, poland and middle of germany in only 10 days)

2004-10-18 [Morrigon]: heheheh

2004-10-18 [circus snatch]: Wheres Denmark T.T *holds up danish flag*

2004-10-18 [Morrigon]: heheheheh

2004-10-18 [circus snatch]: I'm baking cookies o.o

2004-10-18 [carrot_queen]: those better be goddamn bat cookies *shakes fist*

2004-10-18 [circus snatch]: strangely they are O.O

2004-10-18 [carrot_queen]: hurray?! with....RED icing?!?!?!?!?

2004-10-18 [circus snatch]: nope o.o

2004-10-18 [deletes]: Hail Metal Commander!

2004-10-18 [Yiwerra]: AAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  *holding up danish flag and cookies in the other hand*  this is so awesome, cookies made of humand BLOOD

2004-10-18 [circus snatch]: *giggles* I wish ^.^

2004-10-18 [Yiwerra]: yaaaaaaaaaaay, so awesome. danish flag also looks a lot like blood o.O

2004-10-19 [circus snatch]: sorta O.o

2004-10-19 [Yiwerra]: o-O well kinda huh? like ... blood on a floor and some white paper tearing it apart O.o

2004-10-19 [Marantha]: http://home.arcor.de/a-s-p/brennen.jpg - now you can burn as many churces as you want! hæhæhæ :P

2004-10-19 [Yiwerra]: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! XD  HOW HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   where did you get it from?????????????

2004-10-19 [Morrigon]: YESSS more evillness

2004-10-20 [circus snatch]: *le piledge!!*

2004-10-20 [carrot_queen]: <img:http://www.geocities.com/seawaif/SheepSuit.jpg>  

2004-10-20 [carrot_queen]:

TRUE BLACK METAL!!!

2004-10-20 [circus snatch]: T.T *dies*

2004-10-20 [carrot_queen]: <img:http://hopscotchmailorder.co.uk/newcow.gif>

2004-10-20 [carrot_queen]: lookie at the true hardcore children! we shall slaughter them with trusty wooden spoons!

2004-10-20 [circus snatch]: I have a homemade spork!

2004-10-20 [carrot_queen]: holy mackeral!!! homemade!?!?!?! &*applauds* i get one everyday with pasta at school, perhaps i should start some sort of collection

2004-10-20 [circus snatch]: Indeed you should. Black metal sporks of doom!!!

2004-10-20 [carrot_queen]: hmmmm....more like white plastic....but the feeling is there!

2004-10-20 [Monk of Boom]: hey, i got new pic! =)

2004-10-20 [Morrigon]: You could learn to heave them at small animals and old people!!! MWHAHAH

2004-10-20 [Yiwerra]: :O  oh my GOOD!!!!! :O :O :O   THE PICS ARE FAAAAAAAAAANCY!!!!!!!! and monks pic is BLACKY BLACK EVIL WORSHIPPIN FUCKING METAL!!!!!!!!!!! :O   and YAY!!!!!!!!!!!  HAIL FOR THE SPOONS OF VERDENSHERREDØMMET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O :O :O :O  THE SPOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT MYYYYYYYYYYYYY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SPOON OF VERDENSHERREDØMMET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O :O :O :O :O    THE ONLY WAY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND MAKE THEM ALL DOOMED TO WALK THE EARTH AS SLAVES OF THE BLACK METAL SPOON OF VERDENSHERREDØMMET!!!!!!!!!!!! :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O

2004-10-20 [Morrigon]: AAAHAHAH

2004-10-22 [deletes]: hee hee.

2004-10-22 [Morrigon]: <img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/drawing/39352_1098485434.jpg>

2004-10-22 [Morrigon]:

WRAHAHAHAH

2004-10-22 [circus snatch]: o.o *eats cute fluffy object*

2004-10-23 [deletes]: Prize for the best moo.

2004-10-23 [deletes]: MmmmmmooooOOOO!!!

2004-10-23 [doomed_tears]: ICH WERDE DIE WELTHERRSHAFT AN MICH REISSEN!!!!!

2004-10-23 [carrot_queen]: i think so too!

2004-10-23 [doomed_tears]: JEG VIL OVERTAGE VERDENSHERREDØMMET!!!

2004-10-23 [carrot_queen]: well said! *grunts in a black metal way*

2004-10-23 [deletes]: Moooo

2004-10-23 [Morrigon]: hahahaha

2004-10-24 [organicparadox]: this site is soooo funny i almost peed myself

2004-10-24 [carrot_queen]: *gets you a nappy*

2004-10-24 [organicparadox]: i was already wearing depends, but thanks. *re-adjusts his man panties*

2004-10-24 [Yiwerra]: michael jackson is more black metal than darkthrone. he rapes children, darkthrone doesnt. SHAME ON DARKTHRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-10-24 [Morrigon]: DAMN THEM!!! *spanks*

2004-10-24 [Monk of Boom]: aww.... c'mon here is some REALLY fun stuff: http://www.wagenschenke.ch/HomeRun.swf

2004-10-24 [Marantha]: That one was really dumb.

2004-10-24 [Marantha]: And Ina.. Where do you find sites like that?! lol

2004-10-24 [Monk of Boom]: that game is AWESOME

2004-10-24 [Marantha]: Yeah, sure it is. If your IQ's 80 or under...

2004-10-24 [Monk of Boom]: u just dont get it...

2004-10-24 [Marantha]: Right, right...

2004-10-24 [Morrigon]: hehehe

2004-10-25 [Yiwerra]: heeey... dont fight in here... its a black metal wiki. its a "safe zone"!! black metal is about love and understanding, not about fighting and hating each other :) :) :) :)  *speads happiness*    ...btw, funny game but .... o_O kinda... doesnt really have a result? ..anyways XD   Ida, its such a FUNNY story how i got the link to that page.... i was on a black metal chat room somewhere, and i said something about michael jackson and darkthrone ... and then i got kicked out .. so i went to a porn room, said i had sex with a cucumber... and then a guy started a personal chat about how it was... and i tried to get him away asking him what hes into and telling him i like

2004-10-25 [Yiwerra]: (because im german) shit, rape, animals... the whole program you know. but what do you think HE DID???????????? he said thats awesome..... =S .... and now hes on my list, telling me how he fucked his dog and bla ... and sending me those links all the time XD   hahahah damn straight XD

2004-10-25 [organicparadox]: well the ass fuck link was not my cup of tea, but i dug the drunk dude flash game. "foshizzle! black death metal represent!!!"  ahem

2004-10-25 [Marantha]: He.. fucked.. his.. dog? ... O_o Sick. Ewww. Gross. POOR DOG!

2004-10-25 [organicparadox]: was the bitch fine at least? lmao

2004-10-25 [carrot_queen]: hmmm, he sounds a little too black metal for us ina, goats are okay, but household pets? thats a little over the line

2004-10-25 [carrot_queen]: <img:http://img46.photobucket.com/albums/v142/marmaladepie/dancing.gif>

2004-10-25 [Monk of Boom]: -BLACK GOAT-

2004-10-25 [Yiwerra]: wow oh well..... possibly a little too much but .....  he didnt fuck the dog, the dog was male and fucked HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D

2004-10-25 [Morrigon]: heheheheh hurray for the fucking dog

2004-10-25 [Monoxide Child]: and that fat kid is probly grinding on a goats anus, but THAT part of the shot is cut out....perhaps?

2004-10-25 [Morrigon]: oooh wow...

2004-10-25 [Morrigon]: [LiKeaNaDDiCt] Ish an idiot, he must be told so. WHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA  culpable86@mynet.com is his email...anyone know how to kill computers??????ARGH  

2004-10-25 [Morrigon]: and why hasnt anyone shot that crazed fat person

2004-10-25 [Monoxide Child]: Forget shooting him, how come he hasn't had a heart attack yet?! I mean, I couldn't even dance for that long that enticingly, and I'm pretty fit.

2004-10-25 [Morrigon]: mebe thats why the keep running the same thing over and over again, just a few seconds of it, because a split second later, he blew up

2004-10-25 [Monoxide Child]: haha, good point.

2004-10-25 [Monoxide Child]: And for some reason, he only goes faster if the whole pic of him is only partially showing on my screen, but when I bring him into full view, its slower

2004-10-25 [Morrigon]: MY GOD!

2004-10-25 [Monoxide Child]: Buddha, perhaps? Buddha was fat too. hehe. blech, I have a mouse with a scroll button, and it pauses the image and, ugh, you can catch some pretty disturbing images with that child

2004-10-25 [Morrigon]: ugh...shoot it...take it away and shoot it...

2004-10-25 [deletes]: I agree monoxide boy... TAKE IT AWAY!

2004-10-25 [Monoxide Child]: I bet that kid gets all the ladies....fa sho

2004-10-25 [Monoxide Child]: I bet that kid gets all the ladies....no doubt

2004-10-26 [Morrigon]: hahahaha

2004-10-26 [VorpalBlade910]: haha god that thing makes me crack up everytime

2004-10-26 [Morrigon]: i just....i wanna...shoot it...

2004-10-26 [VorpalBlade910]: *laughs histarically*

2004-10-26 [Morrigon]: *stans by [VorpalBlade910] * MWRAHAHAHAH I RUIN YOUR NAME!!!

2004-10-26 [Monoxide Child]: hehe, thats a good song though, even though Godsmack isn't Black Metal

2004-10-26 [Morrigon]: blah i dont like Godsmack, all their songs sound the fucking same

2004-10-26 [Monoxide Child]: Which is why I only like about one of their songs, hehe

2004-10-26 [Morrigon]: ah i see hehehe

2004-10-26 [cute_angel]: hello anyone left in here?

2004-10-26 [Morrigon]:

RAAAAAAR

2004-10-26 [cute_angel]: ok

2004-10-26 [organicparadox]: uhhh, yeah what she said

2004-10-26 [Morrigon]: heh heh heh

2004-10-26 [Yiwerra]: aaaaaah!  hey i know this "i stand alone" also by a nazi. named ian stuart!

2004-10-26 [Morrigon]: its a conspiwacy!!!! run!

2004-10-26 [Maurer's conclusions]: Anyone know Bathory or Bal-Sagoth?

2004-10-26 [Monk of Boom]: both

2004-10-26 [Yiwerra]: yea sure. this is a black metal wiki!

2004-10-26 [Yiwerra]: and whatta fuck is a conspiwacy???? o_O

2004-10-26 [organicparadox]: hey, anyone here like/heard of the band amorphis?

2004-10-26 [doomed_tears]: of course...like the old stuff alot

2004-10-27 [organicparadox]: sweet. i like my music........epic:) or at least intelligent. now that britney spears, that's some quality music videos (when its on mute)

2004-10-27 [Morrigon]: yes....ew no, its not even good at that, maybe if she was getting like, raped by huge.....um...things

2004-10-27 [Monk of Boom]: hey ywe, old bathory is pure black metal... and amorphis has made about 3 good albums... after that SHIT

2004-10-27 [Yiwerra]: yep.

2004-10-27 [Morrigon]: hhehehe

2004-10-27 [Yiwerra]: wow, and now the conversation is killed =|

2004-10-27 [organicparadox]: was one started? i just asked a question. if we were talking about old skool punk, i might have more input

2004-10-27 [Maurer's conclusions]: It's too bad that Quorthon died. Now Bathory is no more:(

2004-10-27 [Yiwerra]: yea it is sad :(  ..but at least he wont become an old weird drinkers noone wants to see. hmm old school punk.... monk, you got an idea?  ..if we go out of black metal, im more into .... hippie music.

2004-10-27 [Yiwerra]: love and peace you know. like .. like black metal. its pretty much the same.

2004-10-27 [deletes]: True.

2004-10-28 [Yiwerra]: yea TRUE \m/    ...true norwegian black metal

2004-10-28 [Monk of Boom]: why it have to be always fucking norwegian...????

2004-10-28 [deletes]: Its the rules, buster.

2004-10-28 [Monk of Boom]: hell no

2004-10-28 [deletes]: According to the 101 rules of bm... ~runs away whilst monk tries to find the relevant rule~

2004-10-28 [Monk of Boom]: does any "true blackmetaller" use ANY rules?? >)

2004-10-28 [deletes]: yeah, but as with most rules, they may be broken often.

2004-10-28 [Monk of Boom]: tules have been made for brokening

2004-10-28 [deletes]: i never heard any bm from norway anyway, unless decapitated are from there.

2004-10-28 [Monk of Boom]: its death/black metal... decapitated... hmm... or i think so

2004-10-28 [Maurer's conclusions]: There are many Norwegian black metal bands, but Burzum and Mayhem are probably the best known.

2004-10-28 [deletes]: No idea. they are pretty good anyway. I dont listen to much foreign stuff anyway. Apart from opeth but they arent proper black metal.

2004-10-28 [Monk of Boom]: DIMMU BORGIR (it isnt black metal but its THE BEST KNOWN) and satyricon

2004-10-28 [deletes]: ahh satryicon, got a bit of that illegally downloaded. Ooh arent i a naughty boy.

2004-10-28 [Monk of Boom]: downloading is GOOOD

2004-10-28 [deletes]: but naughty. hee hee

2004-10-28 [Monk of Boom]: why to pay for something what u can get free?

2004-10-28 [deletes]: Thats a badly flawed philosophy. But i have to go. tarraaa!

2004-10-28 [Maurer's conclusions]: Downloading is not good... If you continue to download, artists will get no money, and go out of business, and we will have no good new music.

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